The Jump Up, High And Funny, Like A Happy Easter Bunny Dance Jan Hauenstein (G) (D) (G)Jump up, high and funny, like a (G7)happy Easter bunny, (C)Jump up, high and funny, like a (C7)happy Easter bunny, (G)Jump up, high and funny, like a happy Easter bunny, It’s the jump up, high and funny, like a (D)happy Easter bunny (G)dance. (D) (G)Lean against the wall there like a (G7)lazy teddy bear, (C)Lean against the wall there like a (C7)lazy teddy bear, (G)Lean against the wall there like a (G7)lazy teddy bear, This is the (C)lean against the wall there like a (D)lazy teddy bear (G)dance. (D) (G)Move your legs now, elegant (G7)like a big grey elephant, (C)Move your legs now, elegant (C7)like a big grey elephant, (G)Move your legs now, elegant (G7)like a big grey elephant, It’s the (C)move your legs now elegant (D)like a big grey elephant (G)dance. (D) Now (Em)you can rest again like an (Am)old brown hen, Now (C7)you can rest again like an (D7)old brown hen, Now (E7)you can rest again like an (A7)old brown hen, An (D)old brown hen rests every now and (D)(hold)then. But now(D)(hold) (G)Jump up, high and funny, like a (G7)happy Easter bunny, (C)Jump up, high and funny, like a (C7)happy Easter bunny, (G)Jump up, high and funny, like a happy Easter bunny, It’s the jump up, high and funny, like a (D)happy Easter bunny (G)dance. (D) (G)Move around as slow as a (G7)weary water buffalo, (C)Move around as slow as a (C7)weary water buffalo, (G) Move around as slow as a (G7)weary water buffalo, (C)This is the move around as (D)slow as a weary water (G)buffalo dance. (D) (G)Jump forward now like a (G7)very angry cow, (C)Jump forward now like a (C7)very angry cow, (G)Jump forward now like a (G7)very angry cow, This is the (C)jump forward now like a (D)very, very angry cow (G)dance. (D) (Em)Sleep now like a sheep, a (Am)very tired old sheep, (C7)Sleep now like a sheep, a (D7)very tired old sheep, (E7)Sleep now like a sheep, a (A7)very tired old sheep, You (D)(hold)know how deep a tired old sheep can (D)(hold)sleep. But now (G)Jump up, high and funny, like a (G7)happy Easter bunny, (C)Jump up, high and funny, like a (C7)happy Easter bunny, (G)Jump up, high and funny, like a happy Easter bunny, This is the jump up, high and funny, (D)like a happy Easter bunny (G)dance. A(D)gain! (G)Jump up, high and funny, like a (G7)happy Easter bunny, (C)Jump up, high and funny, like a (C7)happy Easter bunny, (G)Jump up, high and funny, like a happy Easter bunny, This is the jump up, high and funny, (D)like a happy Easter bunny (G)(hold)dance. What fun! (C) Oh, (D)oh, it’s (G)(hold)done. Nibble! (G) German song Jan Hauenstein, Göttingen, 10. Dezember 2020, English words 25 March 2021 janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

In Praise Of The Creatures Jan Hauenstein (C) (F) (C) (G) Hoo(C)ray for the (F)pig, (C)Pig, it is you we (G)dig, For (C)you, no mud hole (Am)is too big! Hoo(F)ra(G)y for the (C)pig! It (Am)grunts and squeals and (Am7)squeals and grunts, Some(F)times we´re not sure (C) what it wants, Hoo(F)ray, hoo(G)ray for the (C)pig! (F) (C) (G) Hoo(C)ray for the (F)mare, The (C)mare is very (G)fair, She (C)often runs from (Am)here to there, Hoo(F)ra(G)y for the (C)mare! She (Am)runs and trots and (Am7)trots and runs, Quite (F)often she runs (C) more than once, Hoo(F)ray, hoo(G)ray for the (C)mare! (F) (C) (G) Hoo(C)ray for the (F)cow, She (C)looks at you right (G)now, And (C)quietly thinks, 'Why, (Am)when, and how?' Hoo(F)ra(G)y for the (C)cow! She (Am)eats and rests and (Am7)rests and eats, And (F)when she sleeps, she (C)needs no sheets, Hoo(F)ray, hoo(G)ray for the (C)cow! (F) (C) (G) Hoo(C)ray for the (F)cat, She (C)can be quite a (G)brat, And (C)yet we think she's (Am)where it’s at, Hoo(F)ra(G)y for the (C)cat! (Am)Purrs and is quiet, is (Am7)quiet and purrs, We (F)know she thinks our (C)house is hers, Hoo(F)ray, hoo(G)ray for the (C)cat! (F) (C) (G) Hoo(C)ray for the (F)child, It (C)runs so free and (G)wild, You (C)know it has your (Am)heart beguiled, Hoo(F)ra(G)y for the (C)child! It (Am)plays and laughs and (Am7)laughs and plays, A (F)child deserves the (C)highest praise, Hoo(F)ray, hoo(G)ray for the (C)child! (F) (C) (G) And (Am)if you played out (F)in the sun, And you (C)both had a (G)lot of fun, You (F)get a kiss, I (G)(hold)bet - And that's (C)(hold)that! German words Jan Hauenstein, Goettingen, 21 May 2021, Music 22 May, English words 12 August janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

Noses Jan Hauenstein (Em) (D) (C) (B7) (Em)"My nose is long and (Am)gray and elegant," Says (B7)gleefully and happily the (Em)little elephant. "I wiggle my nose so (Am)fine and so funny!" Re(B7)plies the nice little (Em) Easter Bunny. (C)"My nose is way (G)up in the air," Says the gi(Am)raffe, "I can smell the (D)scent from anywhere Of the (C)leaves that my beautiful (G)nose has found, That (Am)wouldn't be so easy if my (D)nose were closer to the (G)ground." The (Em)tapir has a thick fat nose that (Am)looks quite funny, (B7)"Oy!" marvels the gray old (Em)Easter bunny. "I can smell everything!" (Am)says the tapir, (B7)"Everything, really every(Em)thing, my dear!" (C)"Is that so great then?" asks the (G)Easter Bunny, (Am)"Sometimes no nose would be (D)oh so good, my honey!" And (C)now it's your turn, you (G)clever child, do tell, Which (Am)scents smell as bad as a (D)fat rat’s ass in (G)hell? And (Em)your nose sits in the (C)middle of your face, (D)Right in the middle, and (G)that’s a good place, On either (C)side of the head it would (G)look kind of bad, But (Am)it’s in the middle, looks (D)nice, and that is (G)that. The (Em)anteater’s nose is so (Am)long and fine, It’s (B7)so much longer than (Em)yours and mine. It’s not hard to guess what the (Am)anteater eats, (B7)Ants all the time, he pre(Em)fers them to sweets. The (C)long-nosed coati spends (G)all day asleep, She (Am)dreams coati dreams that are (D)sweet and deep. Then she (C)hunts and eats (G) all day long, And when she’s (Am)eaten enough, she hums a (D)happy co(G)ati song. The (Em)long-nosed monkey’s nose (Am)looks quite funny, (B7)"Oy!" marvels the gray old (Em)Easter Bunny. "What's the long nose for?" "I (Am)can’t really tell, I (B7)only know my wife (Em)likes it oh so well!" The (C)nose nuffel does not e(G)xist, and that’ s so sad, What a (Am)beautiful face he (D)would have had! And the (C)nose nuffelette with the (G)crimson toes Would’ve often (Am)tickled the nose nuffel’s (D)long and lovely (G)nose. And (Em)your nose sits in the (C)middle of your face, (D)Right in the middle, and (G)that’s a good place, By (C)far the best place, (G)all the experts say, And (Am)even when it runs, it (D)never runs a(G)way, Even (Am)when it runs, it (D)never runs a(G)way! (Em) (Am) (D7) (G) German words Jan Hauenstein, Goettingen, 06 August 2021, Music 07. August, English words 08 August janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

Isabella, Daughter Of King John The Profound Jan Hauenstein (C) (Am) (Dm) (G) Isa(C)bella, daughter of King (G)John the Profound, Is a (F)little short and a (C)little round, But “She’s (Dm)beautiful!” is what (G)all the people say, For (F)she's quite splendid to (G)look at, any(C)way. (Am) (Dm) (G) The (Am)handsome stupid prince (G)Willy Wackel Wince Wanted (F)her to be his bride, but she (Am)pushed him aside: "You have a (E)beautiful face, But you (Am)are a disgrace! I (Dm)want a man who is smart, (G)can’t you tell, I (F)want a good man who can (G)think very well!" The (Am)old buxom king (G)Wicky Wacky Wing Has (F)houses and jewels, but he (Am)is an old fool. "You have (E)mountains of money, But I (Am)won’t be your honey, I (Dm)want someone who loves me, a (G)man who is smart, An (F)old king with a double chin (G)won’t win my heart!" Isa(C)bella, daughter of King (G)John the Profound, Is a (F)little short and a (C)little round, But “She’s (Dm)beautiful!” is what (G)all the people say, For (F)she's quite splendid to (G)look at, any(C)way. (Am) (Dm) (G) The (Am)rich tycoon Walter (G)Woppelwoof Moon Has (F)money to spare, but that is (Am)all the same to her. "You have a (E)lot of dough, But I don’t (Am)care, don’t you know: I (Dm)want a young man who (G)is a real gent, Yes, I (F)want a weet man who can (G)be my friend!" Her heart’s not (Dm)easily won, but (G)Rudy Red Ruby, a (Am)burgher’s son, (E)Loves Isabella, and he (Am)is a clever fella. (Am7) He has (F)won her heart, for he’s (C)young and smart. “She is so (Dm)beautiful!” you can (G)hear him say, And they are (F)both very splendid to (G)look at, any(C)way. (Am) (Dm) (G) And so (Dm)pretty Isabella, the (G)wise daughter of King (Am)John the Profound, A (F)little short and a (C)little round, Marries the (Dm)burgher’s handsome son, for her (G)heart he has (Am)won, And they will (E)live happily, (Am)hear what I say, At (Dm)least until the (G)end of this (C)day! (Am) (Dm) (G) (C) (C5)(hold) German words Jan Hauenstein, Goettingen, 29 July 2021, Music 30. July, English words 11 August janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

Playground Jan Hauenstein (G) Play, we want to (C)play, we want to play all (G)day, We (Em)want to have fun, jump a(C)round and run, (Am)And we want to glide down the (D)long, long slide! (G)Come on, look, pa, they’ve got a (Em)new seesaw, And on the (Am)spring rider horse I’ll (D)rock back and forth, I (G)hide behind a tree, I know you (Em)can’t see me, I’ll do my (Am)jumping routine on the (D)trampoline! We’ll (E)have a lot of fun in the (Am)sun, We’ll (D)fool around on the (G)muddy ground, The (E)playground does not (Am)mean a thing, (D)If it hasn’t (G)got a good swing, We’ll (C)swing so high, we can (D)touch the sky, All the (C)birds can’t believe we (D)swing so high! (G) Play, we want to (C)play, we want to play all (G)day, We (Em)want to have fun, jump a(C)round and run, And we (Am)want to glide down the (D)long, long slide! (G)Every playground has a (Em)merry-go-round, Be (Am)careful, don’t fall off, when it (D)whizzes around! And, (G)as we had planned, we built (Em)castle made of sand, Just (Am)me and a friend, (D)ain’t life grand? We’ll (E)have a lot of fun in the (Am)sun, We’ll (D)fool around on the (G)muddy ground, The (E)playground does not (Am)mean a thing, (D)If it hasn’t (G)got a good swing, We’ll (C)swing so high, we can (D)touch the sky, All the (C)birds can’t believe that we (D)swing so high! (G) Play, we want to (C)play, we want to play all (G)day, We (Em)want to have fun, jump a(C)round and run, And we (Am)want to glide down the (D)long, long slide! (G) Play, we want to (C)play, we want to play all (G)day, We (Em)want to have fun, jump a(C)round and run, And we (Am)want to glide down the (D)long, long slide! (G) Play, we want to (C)play, we want to play all (G)day, (C)Hear what I say, (D7) we want to (G)play! We want to play all day! German song Jan Hauenstein, Goettingen, 13 July 2021, English words 14 August janhauensteib@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

Fish Jan Hauenstein (D) (Em) (A) (D) Barbara the barbel Likes (Em)colors that sparkle, (A)Light green and yellow Make her (D)feel so mellow. She (G)is completely wet, Due (A)to the water, I (D)bet. (Em) (A) (D) Raymond the ray Always (Em)gets his way, With a (A)little tail swish He scares a(D)way other fish. He (G)is completely wet, Due (A)to the water, I (D)bet. (Em) (A) (D) Goldie the goldfish Is (Em)just a little selfish, “This is (A)my goldfish glass, Do (D)not trespass!” She (G)is completely wet, Due (A)to the water, I (D)bet. (Em) (A) (D) The (G)butterfly fish Makes a (D)good fish dish, (Em) At every seafood venue There’s (A)mostly fish on the (D)menu. (Em) (A) (D) Mack the mackerel Can (Em)swim so very well, Other (A)fish are aghast When he (D)races by so fast. He (G)is completely wet, Due (A)to the water, I (D)bet. (Em) (A) (D) Sarah the sardine And her (Em)brother Dean Like to (A)swim in the swarm, Where they feel (D)cozy and warm. They (G)are completely wet, Due (A)to the water, I (D)bet. (Em) (A) (D) Mark the shark Lives in the (Em)watery dark, He thinks (A)fish taste yummy, And he (D)has a big tummy. He (G)is completely wet, Due (A)to the water, I (D)bet. (Em) (A) (D) If (G)you don’t like to eat (A)fish, Better avoid a fish (D)dish, Go find another (Em)venue Where there’s (A)less fish on the (D)menu. (Em) (A) (D) (G)Fish are completely (D)bald, so they (Em)never use sham(A)poo, Quite (Em)unlike (A) me and (D)you. (Em) (A) (D) (Em) (D)(hold) Jan Hauenstein, Goettingen, German words 31 June & July 01, Music July 01 2021, English words 15 August janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

The Strong Fat Lollipop Fairy Jan Hauenstein (C) The sweet young fairy is (F)strong and fat, the (C)strong fat lollipop (G)fairy, (Am) When she sees a lollipop, she shouts, (F)"Give me that!" The (D7)strong fat lollipop (G)fairy. The (C)lollipop seller (F)gets a kiss then, She (C)eats as many lollipops (G) as she can, "I (Am)only eat lollipops!" (F)That's her plan, The (C)strong fat (G)lollipop (C)fairy. (G) Does she (Am)like to eat meat? (E)No, no, no! Or a sweet (F)parakeet? (G)No, no, no! Does she (Am)like to eat cake? (E7)No, no, no! Or a (Dm7)big green snake? (G)No, no, never! (F)No, no, never, (C) lolli(G)pops for(C)ever! (Am) (F) (G) She (C)eats as many lollipops (F)as she can, the (C)strong fat lollipop (G)fairy, The (Am)lollipops give her so much (F)power then, the (D7)strong fat lollipop (G)fairy. She (C)always has some lollipops (F)in her hand, She (C)is the strongest fairy in the (G)entire land, The (Am)whole wide world is at (F)her command, The (C)strong fat (G)lollipop (C)fairy. (G) Does she (Am)like to eat a crocodile? (E)No, no, no! Not (F)even once in a while? (G)No, no, no! Does she (Am)like to eat pumpkin pies? (E7)No, no, no! Or (Dm7)big fat tasty juicy fruit flies? (G)No, no, never! (F)No, no, never, (C) lolli(G)pops for(C)ever! (Am) (F) (G) See the (C)big ugly troll, hiding (Am)in his hidey-hole, The (Dm)lollipop fairy's on her (G) evening stroll, And she (C)pokes the troll to give (Am)him a little scare, The (E)troll flies thirty meters (Am) through the air, hoo(F)ray, hoo(G)ray! When the (C)lollipop fairy takes a (Am)walk in the park, The (Dm)fierce white dog doesn’t (G)even dare to bark, And he (C)tries to hide in the (Am)falling dark. Hear the (E)big dog’s fearful yelp, (Am)"Help, help. help!" He (Dm)quickly locks himself up in his (Em)big dog loo, (F)That´s so smart and such a (G)bright idea too! (C) (Am) (F) (G) The (C)sweet young fairy is (F)strong and fat, the (C)strong fat lollipop (G)fairy, (Am) When she sees a lollipop, she shouts, (F)"Give me that!" The (D7)strong fat lollipop (G)fairy. The (C)lollipop seller (F)gets a kiss then, She (C)eats as many lollipops (G)as she can, "I (Am)only eat lollipops!" (F)That's her plan, The (C)strong fat (G)lollipop (C)fairy, The (Am)strong (F)fat (G) lollipop (C)fairy! (Am) (F) (G) (C) German song Jan Hauenstein, Goettingen, 14 June 2021, English words 09 August janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

The Great Magician Fred Zappzarapp Jan Hauenstein (Am) Look now! Who puts on his (F)magic cap? It’s the (G)great magician Fred (Am)Zappzarapp! He (F)is a happy man, because (Am)everyone can tell That the (E)great magician can do (Am)magic very well. (Dm)He's the best magician in the (G)world, I am told, And he (E)never does magic for money or for (Am)gold. (F) (G) (Am) (E)And when a doggie is mis(Am)treated by a bad guy, And the (F)great magician Fred (G)happens by, The (E)villain should quickly try to (Am)run for cover, Be(F)cause the magician is an (E)animal lover. He (Am)mumbles some words that (G)do not sound kind, And the (F)villain grows a dog's tail (G)right on his be(Am)hind! (F) (G) (Am) And when a (E)child in a corner (Am) cries bitter tears, It can (F)happen that the magician (G)Zappzarapp appears. He (E)runs to the child, says, "I’ll (Am)cast a good spell!'' And in (F)less than a jiffy the (E)child again feels well. (Am)Fred joyfully runs down the (G)secret magic lane, He (F)really did that (G) very well a(Am)gain! (F) (G) (Am)Look now! Who puts on his (F)magic cap? It’s the (G)great magician Fred (Am)Zappzarapp! He (F)is a happy man, because (Am)everyone can tell That the (E)great magician can do (Am)magic very well. (Dm)He's the best magician in the (G)world, I am told, And he (E)never does magic for money or for (Am)gold. (F) (G) (Am) (E)And when a nasty woman (Am)kicks a little cat, And the (F)great magician Zappzarapp (G)notices that, The (E)villainess should quickly try to (Am)run for cover, Be(F)cause the magician is an (E)animal lover. He (Am)mumbles some words that (G)do not sound kind, And the (F)villainess grows a cat's tail (G)right on her be(Am)hind! (F) (G) (Am) And when a (E)big bad kid hits a (Am)little guy, And the (F)great magician Fred (G) happens by, He (E)sings for the little kid a (Am)mighty magic song, And the (F)little kid right away is (E)terribly strong! Fred (Am)joyfully runs down the (G)secret magic lane, He (F)really did that (G) very well a(Am)gain! (F) (G) (Am)Look now! Who puts on his (F)magic cap? It’s the (G)great magician Fred (Am)Zappzarapp! He (F)is a happy man, because (Am)everyone can tell That the (E)great magician can do (Am)magic very well. And (Dm)when the magician feels (G)hungry, people say. He (E)conjures up a feast (Am )and eats all night and day! (F) (G) (Am) (E) (E) (Am) German song Jan Hauenstein, Goettingen, 03 August 2021, English words 10 August janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

What Happened To This Song? Something Went Wrong! Jan Hauenstein (C) (G) (Am) (G) (C)Shmi-shma-(G)shmueddelpoox, (Am)Happel-dappel (E)poomm. (Am)Dee-da-(F)dueppelfoox, (Dm)Shnappel-wappel (G)boom! (C)Rippel-rappel, (G)wackeldackl, (Am)Wonny-tonny (E)roomms! (Am)Gickel-gackel, (F)shnappshabrackl, (Dm)Sonnybonny (G)woomms? What (F)happened to this song? (C)Something went wrong. (E)Ee-aye-oo, ab(Am)surd, I (F)don't understand a (C)word, I (F)don't under(G)stand a (Am)word. (F) (G) (Am) Ta(F)tinkitoo wa(C)winka, (F)Hoppelmoppel (E)shnidipootz, Ra(F)winkiwoo shna(C)binka, (Am)Doppelwoppel (E)like a wootz! (E7) What (F)happened to this song? (C)Something went wrong. (E)Ee-aye-oo, ab(Am)surd, I (F)don't understand a (C)word, I (F)don't under(G)stand a (Am)word. (F) (G) (Am) (C) Shmi-shma-(G)shmueddelpoox, (Am)Happel-dappel (E)poomm. (Am)Dee-da-(F)dueppelfoox, (Dm)Shnappel-wappel (G)boom! (C)Rippel-rappel, (G)wackeldackl, (Am)Wonny-tonny (E)roomms! (Am)Gickel-gackel, (F)shnappshabrackl, (Dm)Sonnybonny (G)woomms? What (F)happened to this song? (C)Something went wrong. (E)Ee-aye-oo, ab(Am)surd, I (F)don't understand a (C)word. What (F)happened to this song? (C)Something went wrong. (E)Ee-aye-oo, ab(Am)surd, I (F)don't understand a (C)word, I (F)don't under(G)stand a (C)word. (F) (G) (C) German song Jan Hauenstein, 22 June 2021, English words 10 August janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

The Bicorn Jan Hauenstein (C) (F) (C) (G) The (C)bicorn stands a(F)round in the meadow, (Am)Muzzles up the grass and looks a(G)round for its shadow. It (F)sees more grass, and it (Am)really likes to eat, And it (F)seems to think, “Grass is (Dm7)such a yummy (G)treat!” (G7) The (C)bicorn leisurely (F)trots around, In a (Am)fast race it can (G)rarely be found. (F)That's why riders (Am)usually ride a horse, The (F)bicorn is hardly ever (Dm7)used as a (G)mount, of course. (G7) The (C)bicorn has reason to be (F)proud, you see, Thinks, 'The (Am)unicorn has one horn (G)less than me! And (F)I give milk for (Am)many a thirsty kid. The (F)unicorn never (Dm7)does that, the (G)stupid wit!' (G4) (G) (Em)When bicorns meet, they say (C)‘moo’, not ‘meow’, (D)That's how you know the (G)bicorn is a cow, (Em)With two strong horns and a (C)beautiful face, And it (D7)trots around with a (G)certain clumsy grace. (G7) The (C)bicorn doesn't fancy (F)standing in a stable, It (Am)thinks: “I’d really, really (G)love to be able To (F)slowly trot around, (Am)eat and be lazy, You (F)humans are stupid (Dm7) and completely (G)crazy!” (G7) The (C)bicorn stands a(F)round in the meadow, (Am)Muzzles up the grass and looks a(G)round for its shadow. (F)Then it sees more grass, and it (Am)really likes to eat, And it (F)seems to think, (Dm7) “Grass is such a yummy (G)treat!” (G7) The (C)bicorn thinks: “Now I’ve (F)thought enough, And (Am)thinking too much can be (G)kind of rough. I’d (F)much rather now roll a(Am)round in the dirt, If I (F)think even more, (Dm7) my head will surely (G)hurt!” (G4) (G) And (Em)then, if a fast train (C)races by, The (D)bicorn instead (G)looks at the sky. The (Em)bicorn has stopped (C)thinking for the day, It (D7)trots around and whiles the day a(G)way, It whiles away the day! German song Jan Hauenstein, Göttingen, 19 July 2021, English words 09 August janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

What Do We Know About The Dog? Jan Hauenstein (G) (Em) (C) (D7) What (G)do we know about the (Em)dog? The (C)dog can find his (D7)way in a fog, He (Em)usually looks more pleasant than a (C)big green frog. He (D)yaps and barks and (G)barks some more, Which (C)often does not please the (D)folks next door. (D7) If the (G)dog is still very (Em)small, He is (C)not house-trained at (D7)all. That (Em)smell is rarely fine, I re(C)call. And (D)when the carpet is (G)cleaned and dried, You have to (C)train him to do his (D)business outside. (D7) The (G)dog loves you and your (Em)spouse, (C)Lives in a hut (D7)or in the house, He (Em)chases the cat (C)and the mouse. You (D)have to run around (G)all around the clock, Be(C)cause you have to (D)walk the dog. (D7) The (E)truth is not always com(Am)pletely sweet: (D)Most dogs, it’s true, (G)only eat meat. If (E)you're a vegetarian, (Am)it’s a safe bet For (C)you, the dog is per(D)haps the (G)wrong pet to get. (Em) (C) (D7) The (G)dog, it is known by (Em)all, Can (C)be very big or (D7)very small, He can be (Em)cute or as ugly as (C)old man Paul. He (D)has a quick tongue, and (G)when you come close, (C)Zappzarapp! He will (D)lick your nose. (D7) In(G)deed, the dog can run for (Em)many a mile, But after(C)wards he often wants to (D7)sleep for quite a while, And he (Em)yawns as loudly as a (C)crocodile. When he (D)closes his eyes (G)gently, you know You can(C) rest and relax for an (D)hour or so. (D7) The (E)dog is bigger than a (Am)flea, But (D)smaller than a big dino(G)saur, That's (E)always the case with (Am)dogs, you see, Now you (C)know (D) more than before. So (G)that's what we know a(Em)bout the dog, The (C)dog can find his (D7)way in a fog, He (Em)usually looks more pleasant than a (C)big green frog. He (D)yaps and barks and (G)barks some more, Which (C)often does not please the (D)folks next door. But (C)if you love your (G)hound, You (C)love him (D)all year (G)round! German song Jan Hauenstein, Goettingen, 08 July 2021, English words11 August janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

The Uniquehorn Jan Hauenstein (G) (Em) (Am7) (D) (G)(hold)Look, there runs the (Em)uniquehorn! At (Am7)first you might think, ‘That’s a (D7)unicorn!’ (F)All in all, it (C)looks like a horse, But (A)you will spot the difference, (D) of course! ‘Cause on its (G)head, What kind of horn is (E)that? Made of (Am)golden-yellow dough, (F)so very yummy, And (C)what's in there is most (D)delicious for your tummy!(D7) In the horn is ice (Em)cream, ice cream ga(C)lore, Much more (A)ice cream than in the (D)store next door, There's (G)pineapple, apple, (Em)apricot, wow! Put the (Am7)ice cream in a (D7)big bucket now! Ba(G)nana, pear, (E) caramel, (Am)All these flavors taste (D) oh so well! (C)Orange, pistachio, (Am) chocolate, (C)Don't miss this chance, that would (D)be so very (D4)sad! (D) (G) Holladi and (E)holladee-hee The (Am)uniquehorn makes the (D)children happy, (G) Holladee-hee and (E)holladi, More (Am)ice cream than your (D)mum and dad (G)can buy! (Em) (Am7) (D)(hold) The (G)uniquehorn wiggles its (Em)butt like a gnu, (Am7) Takes a break, it has to (D7)go to the loo, (F)What it drops there doesn't (C)taste good, hey! (A) Better stay a(D)wayl! But on its (G)head, What kind of horn is (E)that? It’s made of (Am)golden-yellow dough, (F)so very yummy, And (C)what's in there is most (D)delicious for your tummy!(D7) In the horn is ice (Em)cream, ice cream ga(C)lore, Much more (A)ice cream than in the (D)store next door, There's (G)raspberry, hazelnut, (Em) strawberry, (Am7)Walnut-passion fruit and va(D7)nilla-cherry, (G) Mango-melon and (E)nougat-cinnamon for you, Now (Am)please don't ask me if (D)this is all true, (C)Kiwi-cookie dough, it’s an (Am)ice cream feast, The (C)uniquehorn is such a (D)wonderful (D4)beast! (D) (G) Holladi and (E)holladee-hee The (Am)uniquehorn makes the (D)children happy, (G) Holladee-hee and (E)holladi, More (Am)ice cream than your (D)mum and dad can (G)buy! And (Em)if you always eat (C)all of your ice cream, (D) It will come to (G)you, though (C)maybe (D)only in a (G)dream! (Em) (Am7) (D) (G)(hold) (C)(hold) (G)(hold) German song Jan Hauenstein, Goettingen, 16 June 2021, English words 10 August janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

Bahbumbum Jan Hauenstein (Am) (F) (E) (Am) Hey, here comes Mr. (Dm)Bahbum, He is as (E)nice a man as they (Am)come. He (F)has a Bahbum(C)bum, (G)Hear him (Am)happily hum, (E)Hear him happily (Am)hum. (F) (G) The (Am)Bahbumbum, that’s right, Fits ev’ry (F)toilet seat worldwide, But (G)once that was not quite (Am)true, And a loud (F)CRASH! (G)came from the (Am)loo! Mr. (F)Bahbum burst forth from the (Am)crapper, (E) Looking less than (Am)dapper, Mr. (F)Bahbum burst forth from the (Am)crapper, (E)Looking a lot less than (Am)dapper. (F) (G) No (Am)laughing matter, it’s true, Was that (F)mishap on the (Am)loo. But then, what can one do? Listen (E)up, everyone, you (Am)oughta Use a (F)bucketful of warm (E)water, And a (Am)lot of toilet tissues too, And a (E)lot of toilet (E7)tissues (Am)too. (F) (G) Hey, (Am)there goes Mr. (Dm)Bahbum, He (E)is as nice a man (Am)as they come. He (F)has a Bahbum(C)bum, (G)Hear him happily (Am)hum. But when a (F)toilet seat seems to be (C)awry, a little bit, Mr (G)Bahbum grumbles (Am)“Shit”, Mr (F)Bahbum (G)grumbles (Am)“Shit!” (F) (E) (Am) (E) (Am) German song Jan Hauenstein, Goettingen, 01 Juli 2021, English words 18 August janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

Steven Steele Stole The Fair Spare Wheel Of The Automobile In the Town Of Beale J. H. (D) (F#m7) (G) (A) (D)Steven Steele lives in the (F#m7)town of Beale, In the (G)town of Beale there is an (A)automobile. The (G)automobile has a (D)fair spare wheel, This is the (Em)favorite spare wheel (A7) of Steven (D)Steele. (A7) (D)Steven Steele stole the (F#m7)fair spare wheel Of the (G)automobile in the (A)town of Beale, The (G)fair spare wheel of the (D)automobile In the (Em)town of eale (A7) is his favorite (D)wheel. It (Bm)was not hard, there was no guard, (Em)Gently he took it to (A)his back yard. He (Bm)cheered and laughed and (G)danced all night, (Em)Marveled and rejoiced (G)till the early morning (A)light. (A4) (A) The (D)fair spare wheel is his (F#m7)favorite wheel, For (G)other spare wheels he does not (A)care a great deal. He (G)really only loves this (D)special spare wheel, The (Em)fair spare wheel of the (A7)automobile in the (D)town of Beale. (A7) (D)After a night of (F#m7)happiness and joy He (G)brought back his very (A)favorite toy, So (G)no one noticed the (D)spare wheel theft, When he (Em)brought it back (A7) and then quickly (D)left. (Bm) Steven Steele is a clever boy Who can (Em)easily steal his (A)favorite toy. He (Bm)is not caught, for he (G)brings it back (Em)Steven Steele has the (G)spare wheel bring back (A)knack! (A) (A4) (D)Steven Steele lives in the (F#m7)town of Beale, In the (G)town of Beale there is an (A)automobile. The (G)automobile has a (D)fair spare wheel, This is the (Em)favorite spare wheel (A7) of Steven (D)Steele. (A7) (D)Steven Steele steals the (F#m7)fair spare wheel About (G)twice a week, it is (A)no big deal. For (G)after a night of (D)happiness and joy He (Em)brings it back, Steven (A7)Steele is a very clever (D)boy! (F#m7) (G) (A) (D) (A7) (D) German words Jan Hauenstein, Goettingen, 02 July 2021, Music 03 July, English words 13 August janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com

Der Osterhasen-Wackelnasen Tanz Jan Hauenstein (G) (D) (G)Wackel mit der Nase (G7)wie ein Osterhase, (C)Wackel mit der Nase (C7)wie ein Osterhase, (G) Wackel mit der Nase wie ein Osterhase, Das ist der Osterhasen-(D)Wackelnasen (G)Tanz. (D) (G)Lehn dich an die Wand da, (G7)wie ein dicker Panda, (C)Lehn dich an die Wand da, (C7)wie ein dicker Panda, (G)Lehn dich an die Wand da, (G7)wie ein dicker Panda, Das (C)ist der lehn-dich-an-die-Wand-da-(D)wie-ein-dicker-Panda (G)Tanz. (D) (G)Hoch jetzt mit dem Fuß, so (G7)machen es die Gnus, (C)Hoch jetzt mit dem Fuß, so (C7)machen es die Gnus, (G)Hoch jetzt mit dem Fuß, so (G7)machen es die Gnus, Das (C)ist der hoch-jetzt-mit-dem-Fuß, so-(D)machen-es-die-Gnus (G)Tanz. (D) Nun (Em)kannst du dich ausruh’n, (Am)wie ein faules Huhn, Nun (C7)kannst du dich ausruh’n, (D7)wie ein faules Huhn, Nun (E7)kannst du dich ausruh’n, (A7)wie ein faules Huhn, Da (D)(hold)musst du gar nichts tun. Doch jetzt (G)Wackel mit der Nase (G7)wie ein Osterhase, (C)Wackel mit der Nase (C7)wie ein Osterhase, (G) Wackel mit der Nase wie ein Osterhase, Das ist der Osterhasen-(D)Wackelnasen (G)Tanz. (D) Und (G)jetzt ruh´ dich aus, wie ein (G7)müder Vogel Strauß, Und (C)jetzt ruh´ dich aus, wie ein (C7)müder Vogel Strauß, Und (G)jetzt ruh´ dich aus, wie ein (G7)müder Vogel Strauß, Das (C)ist der ruh´-dich-jetzt-aus-wie-ein-(D)müder-Vogel-Strauß (G)Tanz. (D) (G)Springe jetzt nach vorn wie ein (G7)wütendes Nashorn, (C)Springe jetzt nach vorn wie ein (C7)wütendes Nashorn, (G)Springe jetzt nach vorn wie ein (G7)wütendes Nashorn, Das (C)ist der springe-jetzt-nach-vorn-(D)wie-ein-wütendes-Nashorn (G)Tanz. (D) (Em)Schlaf jetzt wie ein Schaf, ein (Am)ganz, ganz altes Schaf, (C7)Schlaf jetzt wie ein Schaf, ein (D7)ganz, ganz altes Schaf, (E7)Schlaf jetzt wie ein Schaf, ein (A7)ganz, ganz altes Schaf, Du (D)(hold)weißt doch, dass ein altes Schaf das darf. Doch jetzt (G)Wackel mit der Nase (G7)wie ein Osterhase, (C)Wackel mit der Nase (C7)wie ein Osterhase, (G) Wackel mit der Nase wie ein Osterhase, Das ist der Osterhasen-(D)Wackelnasen (G)Tanz. (D)(hold) (G)Wackel mit der Nase (G7)wie ein Osterhase, (C)Wackel mit der Nase (C7)wie ein Osterhase, (G) Wackel mit der Nase wie ein Osterhase, Das ist der Osterhasen-(D)Wackelnasen (G)(hold)Tanz. Mümmel! Oh (C)weih! (D) Vor(G)bei. Jan Hauenstein, Göttingen, 10. Dezember 2020 janhauenstein@gmx.de www.janhauenstein.com The Easter-Bunny-Wiggle-Your-Nose Dance Wiggle your nose like an Easter bunny, Wiggle your nose like an Easter bunny, Wiggle your nose like an Easter bunny, This is the Easter-bunny-wiggle-your-nose dance. Lean against the wall there, like a fat panda, Lean against the wall there, like a fat panda, Lean against the wall there, like a fat panda, This is the lean-against-the-wall-there-like-a-fat-panda dance. Up now with your foot, that's how the gnus do it, Up now with your foot, that's how the gnus do it, Up now with your foot, that's how the gnus do it, This is the up-now-with-the-foot-that's-how-the-gnus-do-it dance. Now you can rest, like a lazy chicken, Now you can rest, like a lazy chicken, Now you can rest, like a lazy chicken, You don't have to do anything there. But now Wiggle your nose like an Easter bunny, Wiggle your nose like an Easter bunny, Wiggle your nose like an Easter bunny, This is the Easter-bunny-wiggle-your-nose dance. And now you rest, like a tired ostrich, And now you rest, like a tired ostrich, And now you rest, like a tired ostrich, This is the rest-now-like-a-tired-ostrich dance. Jump forward now like an angry rhinoceros, Jump forward now like an angry rhinoceros, Jump forward now like an angry rhinoceros, This is the jump-forward-now-like-an-angry-rhinoceros dance. Sleep now like a sheep, a very, very old sheep, Sleep now like a sheep, a very, very old sheep, Sleep now like a sheep, a very, very old sheep, You know an old sheep is allowed to sleep. But now Wiggle your nose like an Easter bunny, Wiggle your nose like an Easter bunny, Wiggle your nose like an Easter bunny, This is the Easter-bunny-wiggle-your-nose dance. Wiggle your nose like an Easter bunny, Wiggle your nose like an Easter bunny, Wiggle your nose like an Easter bunny, This is the Easter-bunny-wiggle-your-nose dance. Oy vey! It's done. Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version), edited