Alpakaenteniltisrollmopshuhn Jan Hauenstein

(G) (C) (G) (D7)
(G)Tjarks Alpaka (C)fraß das Gras (G)ganz,
Gras am Rand, (D7)das da stand.
(C)Tjarks Alpaka: „Das (G)Gras am Rand stank!“
(C)Tjarks Alpaka: „Ach, (D7)achach, ach, ach!
(G)Tjark, das (D)Gras am Rand (G)stank!“
(C) (G) (D7) (D7/4) (D7)

(G)Leevkes edle Ente (C)erbte echte (G)Erbsen,
Ess Erbsen, Leevkes (D7)edle Ente, ess!
(C)Leevkes edle Ente: (G)„Echte Ekel-Erbsen!“
(C)Leevkes edle Ente rennt schnell (D7)weheheheheg,
(G)Leevkes edle (D)Ente rennt schnell (G)weg!
(C) (G) (D7) (D7/4) (D7)

(G)Iltis Mimis Kind (C) isst (G)Kiwis,
Iltis Mimis Kind: „I(D7)gittigittigitt!”
(C)Iltis Mimis Kind: „Iih, (G)Kiwi stinkt!
(C)Iltis Mimi, gib Kind (D7)Kihihihihirsch!
(G)Iltis Mimi, (D)gib Kind (G)Kirsch!“
(C) (G) (D7) (D7/4) (D7)

(G)Rollos Rollmops rollt, (C) schmollt, (G)grollt,
Rollo: „Rollmops, (D7)roll, rollroll!”
(C)Rollos Rollmops (G)motzt voll Groll, doch rollt,
(C)Rollo: „Rollmops, toll, (D7)tolltolltolltolltolltoll!“
(G)Rollo: (D)„Rollmops rollt doch (G)toll!“
(C) (G) (D7) (D7/4) (D7)

(G)Gudruns Huhn kuckt, (C)sucht Busch(G)wurm,
Kuckt kurz zum Busch, (D7) Wurm futsch!
(C)Gudrun zum Huhn „Gut, (G)Huhn, such Buschwurm!“
(C)Gudruns Huhn: „Wurm futsch, (D7)dummdummdummdummdummdumm!“
(G)Gudruns Huhn: (D)„Wurm futsch, (G)dumm!“
(C) (G) (D7) (D7/4) (D7) (G)

Ach, Essen Ist Oft Unerfreulich!

Jan Hauenstein, Göttingen, 06. April 2023

janhauenstein@gmx.de

www.janhauenstein.com
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Tjark's alpaca ate the whole grass,
Grass on the border that was standing there.
Tjark's alpaca: "The grass on the border stank!"
Tjark's alpaca: "Oh, ohoh, oh, oh!
Tjark, the grass on the border stank!"

Leevkes noble duck inherited real peas,
Eat peas, Leevke's noble duck, eat!
Leevkes noble duck: "Real disgusting peas!"
Leevkes noble duck quickly runs awayhayhayhayhay,
Leevke's noble duck quickly runs away!

Polecat Mimi's child eats kiwis,
Polecat Mimi's child:" Yuk yukyuk yukyuk!"
Polecat Mimi's child: "Ew, kiwi stinks!
Polecat Mimi, give child cheheheheherry!
Polecat Mimi, give child cherry!"

Rollo's pickled herring rolls, pouts, grumbles,
Rollo: "Pickled herring, roll, rollroll!"
Rollo's pickled herring grumbles full of resentment, but rolls,
Rollo: "Pickled herring, great, greatgreatgreatgreat!"
Rollo: "Pickled herring rolls really great!"

Gudrun's chicken peeks, looks for bushworm,
Peeks briefly to the bush, worm gone!
Gudrun to the chicken "Well, chicken, look for bushworm!"
Gudrun's chicken: "Worm gone, sillysillysillysilly!"
Gudrun's chicken: "Worm gone, silly!"

Ah, Eating Is Often Unpleasant!

Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (kostenlose Version), heavily edited.