JH song. Fakebook deserves this song. All claims true.
lyrics
Fakebook Jan Hauenstein
(G)(hold) Fakebook believes…
The(G) school I went to is called ‘None Of Your Business’,
And I (C)wonder how they can believe that this is
The (G)truth. It seems the (Bm7/F#)school has more than (Em)3000 (Em/B)likes.
(C)Liked by all the (C/B)geese and fishies (Am7)and goats and (D)Mikes.
(G)‘New York, New (Bm7/F#)York’ is where the (Em)school is lo(Em7)cated,
At (C)least that is (Am7) what I (D7)stated.(hold)
(G)(hold) Fakebook believes…
My (G)nickname is ‘The Wonder Dog’,
I be(C)lieve they believe that all around the clock.
And they (G)know I (Bm7/F#)work for (Em) Huffle(Em/B)puff
As a ma(C)gician, (C/B)and if (Am7)that ain´t en(D)ough,
They be(G)lieve I (Bm7/F#)traveled to (Em)Many, Indi(Em7)ana,
And my (C)first position (Am7)was musician (D7)in Bandaragama,
Sri (G)Lanka. Or was it (D7)(hold)six?
Come get your kicks with (C) fake(G)book! (D)
I´m doing very well at (C) fake(G)book! (D)
I have a (B)bridge to (B7)sell to (Em)fakebook! (Am7) (D)
(G) (Bm7/F#) (Em) (Em/B) (C) (C/B) (Am7) (D)
(G) (Bm7) (Em) (Em7) (C) (Am7) (D)(hold)
(G)(hold) Fakebook deletes…
They de(G)leted my university, ‘Way Over Yonders’,
(C)Why did they delete that? One wonders.
They (G)want me to (Bm7/F#)boost new songs for (Em)only four (Em/B)dollars,
(C)3000 (C/B)people will (Am7)see that, fakebook (D)hollers.
(G)I have a (Bm7/F#)feeling (Em)that they (Em7)feel
(C)I will take them (Am7)up upon (D7) that dirty deal.
(G) Wrong! (D7)(hold) Wrong!
Listen to my song about (C) fake(G)book! (D)
I´m doing very well at (C) fake(G)book! (D)
I have a (B)bridge to (B7)sell to (Em)fakebook! (Am7) (D)
I (B7)don´t want to de(Em)ny it,
I´m (C)pretty (D)(hold)sure they´ll (G)(hold) buy it!
(G)Fakebook, the (Bm7/F#)home of the (Em)hatespeech (Em/B)bubble,
(C)Fakebook, the (C/B)home of e(Am7)ternal racist (D)trouble,
(G)Fakebook, the (Bm7/F#)place where (Em)friendships (Em/B)break,
(C)Fakebook, where (Am7)so much news is (D7)(hold)fake, fake, (G) fake…
Jan Hauenstein, Words 18 October, Music 21 October 2018, Goettingen,
last four lines 05 February 2019
janhauenstein@gmx.de
www.janhauenstein.com
As to the Fakebook song - it´s all true. I told them my school´s name was
‘None Of Your Business’ in ‘New York, New York’, my university was called
‘Way Over Yonders’ and I often traveled to ‘Many, Indiana’ and that my first job was ‘Musician in Bandaragama, Sri Lanka’.
Then they offered me 3,000 likes for each new song I posted, for four dollars,
and they deleted my university. That made me almost as angry as all the hate speech
and fake news they allow people, and bots, to spread.
Ha! I quickly added my new job - ‘Magician at Hufflepuff’, and ‘The Wonder Dog’
as my nickname. Presto, they ate that, and I had a song.
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