Parental and grandparental advice - a diet that consists entirely of lollipops can not be recommended wholeheartedly.
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The Strong Fat Lollipop Fairy Jan Hauenstein
(C) The sweet young fairy is (F)strong and fat, the (C)strong fat lollipop (G)fairy,
(Am) When she sees a lollipop, she shouts, (F)"Give me that!" The (D7)strong fat lollipop (G)fairy.
The (C)lollipop seller (F)gets a kiss then,
She (C)eats as many lollipops (G) as she can,
"I (Am)only eat lollipops!" (F)That's her plan,
The (C)strong fat (G)lollipop (C)fairy. (G)
Does she (Am)like to eat meat? (E)No, no, no!
Or a sweet (F)parakeet? (G)No, no, no!
Does she (Am)like to eat cake? (E7)No, no, no!
Or a (Dm7)big green snake? (G)No, no, never!
(F)No, no, never, (C) lolli(G)pops for(C)ever! (Am) (F) (G)
She (C)eats as many lollipops (F)as she can, the (C)strong fat lollipop (G)fairy,
The (Am)lollipops give her so much (F)power then, the (D7)strong fat lollipop (G)fairy.
She (C)always has some lollipops (F)in her hand,
She (C)is the strongest fairy in the (G)entire land,
The (Am)whole wide world is at (F)her command,
The (C)strong fat (G)lollipop (C)fairy. (G)
Does she (Am)like to eat a crocodile? (E)No, no, no!
Not (F)even once in a while? (G)No, no, no!
Does she (Am)like to eat pumpkin pies? (E7)No, no, no!
Or (Dm7)big fat tasty juicy fruit flies? (G)No, no, never!
(F)No, no, never, (C) lolli(G)pops for(C)ever! (Am) (F) (G)
See the (C)big ugly troll, hiding (Am)in his hidey-hole,
The (Dm)lollipop fairy's on her (G) evening stroll,
And she (C)pokes the troll to give (Am)him a little scare,
The (E)troll flies thirty meters (Am) through the air, hoo(F)ray, hoo(G)ray!
When the (C)lollipop fairy takes a (Am)walk in the park,
The (Dm)fierce white dog doesn’t (G)even dare to bark,
And he (C)tries to hide in the (Am)falling dark.
Hear the (E)big dog’s fearful yelp, (Am)"Help, help. help!"
He (Dm)quickly locks himself up in his (Em)big dog loo,
(F)That´s so smart and such a (G)bright idea too! (C) (Am) (F) (G)
The (C)sweet young fairy is (F)strong and fat, the (C)strong fat lollipop (G)fairy,
(Am) When she sees a lollipop, she shouts, (F)"Give me that!" The (D7)strong fat lollipop (G)fairy.
The (C)lollipop seller (F)gets a kiss then,
She (C)eats as many lollipops (G)as she can,
"I (Am)only eat lollipops!" (F)That's her plan,
The (C)strong fat (G)lollipop (C)fairy,
The (Am)strong (F)fat (G) lollipop (C)fairy! (Am) (F) (G) (C)
German song Jan Hauenstein, Goettingen, 14 June 2021, English words 09 August
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